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VOTE MARZA
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Marza says vote for lynch.
A vote for lynch is a vote for pupil enlargement.
Cici doolo supports this campaign.
A vote for lynch is a vote for George Foreman grills that won't fall off of rooves sending you and the ryan atwood you love into a parallel universe.
A vote for lynch is a vote for Cohen, Seth Cohen.
...Even Wilhelmina Slater (love to hate her) is voting lynch today.
A vote for lynch is a vote for inis oirr!
If you vote for lynch I will put you in a house with girls who you acto get on with...
...and remember kids to vote marza lynch if you too want to look like Madagascar gone wrong.
If you vote lynch today I will sit beside anyone who goes to see hamers 2k11ers, even people who shake the whole row when they move their legs.
A vote for me is a vote for toads.
Vote marza lynch and she will yell STOP STALKING MY LIFE YOU CREEP at anyone who stalks your life.
Marza is well aware that she is no p diddy or puff daddy/puffy or whatever his name is but she is still worth your vote!
A vote for marza is a vote for "Bless .ur da" Vote lynch now if you want to be called to enquiries during french making a boy in study say you're brain dead.
If you vote for marza she'll laugh at your jokes, EVEN if they're not funny..she won't completely disregard your brilliant one-liners in essays that no one else gets, eg. Long tailed cats in rooms full of rocking chairs, excrement, begrimed, Justin Bieber style etc etc.
Vote lynch if you want an orange thrown at you!
Vote lynch if you're one of those people who frequently gets their hair stuck in locks.
Vote marza if a teacher has ever thrown a sock at you.
Vote for marza if you think I'm too dumb to know what a eugoogily is...
vote lynch if your favourite poem is mossbawn sullinger.
Vote lynch if you know a ciara who has screamed at a sink of brown water.
Vote lynch if you don't like mushy peas- I will eat them for you.
Don't vote for lynch if you're one of those people who doesn't laugh at zoolander but you pretend you're laughing in your head.
A vote for lynch is a vote for remembering things no one else does.
Vote for lynch if you don't tell friends that you're going to the dentist and they all freak out and think you're dead/sick.
A vote for lynch is a vote for saving cici doolo from a dead spider with a tissue in English class, even though you're terrified yourself.
A vote for lynch is a vote for inviting other people to go to Dublin, even though the other person wants it to be just the two of you....*awkward*
vote lynch if you sat in my row during the jc! If you vote for me I'll be the one at parties scrubbing "I love poop" off of poor innocent boys' faces.
A vote for me is a vote for actually doing art for the lc and not regretting not doing it,
you should vote lynch because I truly understand what it is like to be tortured by the burden of one's genius,
a vote for marza lynch is a vote for dreaming of Amelia.
I promise you, and I promise cici doolo that if you vote marza lynch number one you will not be sorry.
If i am elected i will not scream "Look, the ghost has left us some mandarin peels" when I see peels on the carpet of the corridor.
If I am elected the first things I will do are: bring the oc and ugly Betty back, bring freedom to the Irish people and purple sulphur bacteria, make prosperous the capital of Ireland, nay-the world, make everyone go on a pilgrimage to inis oirr at least once in their lifetime, free robins from all second storey bathrooms in senior house, make Niamh byrne's sister my sister, break dance fight mugatu and any other zoolander villain who threatens me, overthrow Regina George, Compile all of the wildchild, White chicks, zoolander and mean girls quotes and put them all to music..this will then be our national anthem.
Last but not least, if you are to remember one of my slogans it's this one (the most important one): Marza says VOTE FOR LYNCH (double peace)-A vote for lynch is a vote for tasty ice-cream and sarcasm.
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